A good king wouldn’t…

JUST A FEW THINGS A GOOD KING WOULD NEVER DO

 Madly attack a murder victim beloved by millions, normalizing such vile, disgusting, and immoral behavior to the shame of our generation,' (Christianity Today magazine).

Claim Venezuela is his personal property.

Claim the White House as his personal property and tear down the entire East Wing. Also, install gold decorations throughout the Oval Office and pave over the Rose Garden lawn for a patio.

Terrible kings, both real and fictional, are often characterized by their profound cruelty, incompetence, or descent into madness, which leads to immense suffering for their subjects. 

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