Vote for me for king

I’m an old straight white man from a border state. What’s not to like? If you vote for me, I’ll rule like Plato wanted when he came up with his philosopher king idea.

You know, a leader who embodies wisdom, rationality, and a commitment to the common good.

Well, that’s me!

And I can prove it.

There is debate as to whether true philosopher-kings exist in the modern world, as the Platonic ideal often clashes with the realities of democracy, populism, and power dynamics. 

But I’m here to tell you they do. Or at least one does. Me.

I’m the smartest, best-looking guy in the room and I pledge to give you back your BIG BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY as soon as I’m crowned.

So, vote for Rick for king in ’28 and you’ll never have to worry about voting again. I pledge to act in your best interest at all times. No corruption, either.

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