Vote for Rick for King!

About that NO KINGS thing--I wholeheartedly endorsed it, but now I’ve changed my mind. I think we need a king, just not the one we’ve got.

So, I’ve decided to run for king in 2028.

When you mark your ballot, of course, it will say Rick for president. But I pledge, if elected, to immediately dissolve parliament and crown myself king.

My slogan will be “The King and AI.” Together, we’ll solve all of humanity’s problems, from climate change to racism, economic injustice, and terrible music.

Since I don’t have any friends, I won’t have to reward them. So no worries at all about corruption.

I pledge to act in your best interest at all times.

If you like my candidacy, please click 'like'.

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Oh, did I mention that I am not a robot?